If you're a guy, why do you have a ponytail?

I've seen two gentlemen on campus today with ponytails.  That is two too many.  What are you thinking?  Unless you are a rock star you are not allowed to sport a ponytail.  What are you trying to accomplish by not cutting your hair?  1. It's messy. 2. You look sloppy.  3.  Do you really want people to debate if you are a guy or girl from behind?  Do everyone a favor (including yourself) and just shave your head.

Ted Nugent you're ok, you're famous. (addictinginfo.org)

You have no excuses. (urtyelbow.typepad.com)